
The warm-down is scheduled by television

Finals are slower than semis and it is not nerves

The fastest loser spot ruins the heat it appears in

Heat is the opponent nobody puts on the start list

The hurdler who wins is rarely the fastest one

Chasing a cadence number is how runners get hurt

Ageing takes your top speed long before your engine

The new marathon shoes changed tactics before they changed times

Running downhill is the session your programme is missing

The lane you draw quietly rewrites your race

A long jump is decided before the athlete leaves the ground

The last lap is settled three laps earlier

Your lactate number belongs to the lab, not to you

You cannot recruit a sprint fibre in a gym

The steeplechase is a rhythm event pretending to be a distance race

Amateur runners have copied the wrong half of the elite plan

The reaction time floor is a rule pretending to be biology
