Judge a ground by how fast it empties
Hospitality money is sold long before anyone knows if the team is good
A club's real ticket price is set on the resale market, not at the box office
Loyalty points turned support into a queue number
The greenest thing a stadium can do is move the kick-off time
The menu shrank so the queue could move
The seat map is a price list pretending to be a picture
A ground is only as big as its exits
Broadcast decides what your stadium sounds like
The last train decides when a match can finish
Step-free access ends at the ticket page
Your stadium sounds dead because the safety rules say so
The expensive seats are the reason the cheap ones exist
Clubs price tickets worse than touts do, and choose to
The big screen is competing with the game it is showing
Solar panels on a stadium roof are mostly a poster
